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I like things. I don't like things.
This is where I post things.
Things I think about, things I obsess over.

I like questions. Let me have them.
ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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Source: ultrafacts

blackcatandme:

We put the camera on a repeated long timer and I couldn’t be happier

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Let’s see if my coworkers take the hint and leave me alone.

Let’s see if my coworkers take the hint and leave me alone.

Tagged: work lifereal lifemy boss is awesomesometimes

peaceisofus:

It’s ok to miss them from time to time. Just remember why you left. Things that sometimes warm the heart can also poison the spirit. 

Source: peaceisofus

sheeppap:

tHE MAP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ON MY BLOG I S MAKING ME LAUGH RN

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ITS LIKE

ew an american ew ew ew everyone cluster so it cant get to us ew

Source: sonia-nvm

iamnotdoingshittoday:

"But who prays for Satan?" ~Mark Twain

iamnotdoingshittoday:

"But who prays for Satan?" ~Mark Twain

Tagged: oh wow

Source: reddit.com

You are personally responsible for becoming more ethical than the society you grew up in.

Eliezer Yudkowsky  (via rampias)

Being a “product of their times” is no excuse. Never let someone off the hook for bigotry. 

(via callingoutbigotry)

Source: abundance-mine

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

You keep using this word; I don’t think it means what you think it means.

Source: eidak

itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

Source: rampant-noodle

cyberfricking:

when u type ;) instead of :)
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Source: cyberfricking

bewbin:

Pacific Rim 2

bewbin:

Pacific Rim 2

Source: catgifsoup

Tagged: ouch

Source: metalhearted

riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

That’ll be $25,000 please.

Tagged: thanksbaby boomersmillenialsstudent loans

Source: riotsiren

Tagged: goals

Source: Flickr / j_chau

lesbians-are-gay:

xhellokawaiikaylax

Get those grains, y’all.

lesbians-are-gay:

xhellokawaiikaylax

Get those grains, y’all.

Tagged: wheatsmoke it

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