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I like things. I don't like things.
This is where I post things.
Things I think about, things I obsess over.

I like questions. Let me have them.
San Antonio, TX today! 
El mercado, vamos para ti hoy!

San Antonio, TX today!
El mercado, vamos para ti hoy!

Tagged: wait let me take a selfiereal lifehazeandnostalgia

  • society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.

Tagged: womenperiodssuck it assholesi'm not on my period

Source: literaryroses

Source: pocula

nextyearsgirl:


The absence of women in history is man made.


There’s a Spanish saying I love. I don’t have it memorized but it means: “Here’s to all the women who silently built history.”

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

There’s a Spanish saying I love. I don’t have it memorized but it means: “Here’s to all the women who silently built history.”

Tagged: womenhistory

Source: nextyearsgirl

guykneecologist:

This.

Tagged: powerful words

Source: guykneecologist

winchester101:

Deans just think wow im hot

I don’t watch the show but holy shit they did a good job at visually matching them.

Source: i-just-rode-up-on-a-unicorn-and

did-you-kno:

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We demand freedom at the widespread expense of our health. …yay. :/

did-you-kno:

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We demand freedom at the widespread expense of our health.

…yay. :/

Tagged: americafoodfdamilk

Source: jesuisjournalistepopculture

cheredyles:

Look at this!!! LOOK AT THIS! Spread this shit like wildfire! Safe Trek!

Source: cheredyles

Source: alivebycandlelights

leconducteurattend:

mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

I wanna throw a party for all my enemies and serve this and that fucking watermelon “cake” and watch them cry.

This is why I follow her.

^^^^^
Commentary gold.

Source: iraffiruse

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

Source: fartgallery

Source: rrrrosa

ju-ke:

i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that

Source: neptunain

Tagged: good answer

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