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I like things. I don't like things.
This is where I post things.
Things I think about, things I obsess over.

I like questions. Let me have them.

dan-and-his-hormones:

Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops. 

Tagged: fergusonpolice

Source: dan-and-his-hormones

railroadsoftware:

naazaneen:

railroadsoftware:

person 1: I’m really looking forward to the future
me: oppa gangnam style

where is person 2? 

not sure

Source: railroadsoftware

She was—of course—perfectly normal—
quiet and polite and
reasonably
intelligent and…normal and
self destructive and lonely
and terrified of every
thing
And she loved
Disaster—

Star Quotes
— Tah the Trickster (A Collection of Carvings)

Pisces  ° :.  . • ° ☾°☆

(via astrolocherry)

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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Source: fuckyeahitspcola

sowintergirl:

opn-wide:

empyreal:

Omg

Yooooooooo

wow

Source: vraieronique

Source: weheartit.com

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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Source: poryqon

  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT

Source: unbasedgod

hotcheetoprincess:

why is my cousin posting on Facebook…… I’m 200% sure he in prison

Good behavior privileges…?

Source: hotcheetoprincess

artpixie:

DIY Storage by Fargevandering

Source: fargevandring.blogspot.com.au

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.



Oh my god

xoheart-on-her-sleeve:

sassy-satan666:

unmutekurloz:

raspberryskittles:

dion-thesocialist:

isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?

yeah there legit is that’s 100% true

Yes.

Oh my god

Source: weheartit.com

Source: lion

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Life goals.

Tagged: suck it dude

Source: sofiajonze

Few things make me happier than rows and rows of sunflowers.

Few things make me happier than rows and rows of sunflowers.

Tagged: personal truth

Source: Flickr / pro_snapper

Just because it’s Sunday, and it’s been a long time since I’ve done something like this.

Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Name: Michal

Nickname: Michalthegirl

Birthday: 10/12

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Straight as an occasionally crooked arrow.

Height: 5’5”

Time zone: Central 
What time and date is it there: Aug 31, 2014. 4:40 pm.

Average hours of sleep: 8-9 

OTPs: Ross and Rachel, FRIENDS. 

The last thing I Googled was: checking on the translation of something I tried to say in Spanish.  

First word that comes to mind: Dinglehopper

What I last said to a family member: Well I’ll be there tomorrow; we can talk about it then. Stay strong.

One place that makes me happy and why: Waffle House. Food. Grease. Dirt. Coffee. Usually Reid. And people watching.

How many blankets I sleep under: 2 plus a sheet.

Favourite beverage: Coffee. Rum. Orange Juice. Not all together. 
The last movie i watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy. I honestly didn’t want to go, but am really glad I did. It was fantastic. 
Three things I can’t live without: Hugs. Oxygen. T-shirts. Something I plan on learning: Investment terminology and practices. 
A piece of advice for all my followers: There is a reality outside of your head and your heart, and it changes with who is looking at it. 

"Do what you have to today so you can do what you want to tomorrow."

I was tagged by giraffeswithwings

I tag hazeandnostalgia, fauxriginal, alicialaurens, aries-on-a-fool-rampage, i-think-im-an-alc0holic, wildleonerdgirl, infiniteharmonies, and galaxypug

No pressure. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t do this. But y’all are my biggest fans so why not ask? :)

Tagged: real lifesurveysjust for funjust for boredomwhy nothappy sundayLabor day weekend