Ferguson police are being sued for $40mil, +++ some of the officers are facing individual lawsuits for rights infringement. fucking break those cops.
person 1: I’m really looking forward to the future
me: oppa gangnam style
where is person 2?
She was—of course—perfectly normal—
quiet and polite and
intelligent and…normal and
self destructive and lonely
and terrified of every
And she loved
— Tah the Trickster (A Collection of Carvings)
Pisces ° :. . • ° ☾°☆(via astrolocherry)
MY ANACONDA DON’T!
MY ANACONDA DON’T!
MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!
when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group
When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
- baby: m....m...m
- mom: mama? ma? mommy?
- baby: m...m...
- baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
why is my cousin posting on Facebook…… I’m 200% sure he in prison
Good behavior privileges…?
isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree?
yeah there legit is that’s 100% true
Oh my god
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.
Sexuality: Straight as an occasionally crooked arrow.
Time zone: Central What time and date is it there: Aug 31, 2014. 4:40 pm.
Average hours of sleep: 8-9 OTPs: Ross and Rachel, FRIENDS. The last thing I Googled was: checking on the translation of something I tried to say in Spanish. First word that comes to mind: Dinglehopper
What I last said to a family member: Well I’ll be there tomorrow; we can talk about it then. Stay strong.
One place that makes me happy and why: Waffle House. Food. Grease. Dirt. Coffee. Usually Reid. And people watching.
How many blankets I sleep under: 2 plus a sheet.
Favourite beverage: Coffee. Rum. Orange Juice. Not all together. The last movie i watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy. I honestly didn’t want to go, but am really glad I did. It was fantastic. Three things I can’t live without: Hugs. Oxygen. T-shirts. Something I plan on learning: Investment terminology and practices. A piece of advice for all my followers: There is a reality outside of your head and your heart, and it changes with who is looking at it.
"Do what you have to today so you can do what you want to tomorrow."
I was tagged by giraffeswithwings.
No pressure. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t do this. But y’all are my biggest fans so why not ask? :)
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