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I like things. I don't like things.
This is where I post things.
Things I think about, things I obsess over.

I like questions. Let me have them.

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

Source: stay-at-home-doge

Tagged: my life coming into focus

Source: rlyhigh

And I, infinitesima­l being,
drunk with the great starry
void,
likeness, image of
mystery,
I felt myself a pure part
of the abyss,
I wheeled with the stars,
my heart broke loose on the wind.
— Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets (via arebirthofwonder)

Tagged: i really fucking love pablo neruda

Source: arebirthofwonder

Tagged: meow

Source: thewondergarden

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

Very cool guys. 32/36 ftw.

Tagged: harvardsocial testscool shit

Source: helbows

  • Student: Can I borrow a pencil
  • Teacher: I don't know, CAN you?
  • Student: Yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious.

Tagged: yeslanguage

Source: novakian

One week a month, nothing is as funny as baby videos.

Tagged: hormonesbut seriouslybabiesperiod postsreal lifeim not pregnantyayyyy

hi:

hi:

hi:

MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY

update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild

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my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”

Tagged: moon shoesthe internetregret

Source: hi

Source: delphineeskimopie

In the Farmer/Broussard Restaurant Tonight →

collidescope:

collidescope:

We will be having grilled fresh salmon, sautéed broccoli, along with a sliced-strawberry and spinach salad.

And big ol’ glasses of water.

(Roommates come back in two days…gotta soak up this wonderful solitude.)

Update and details: I am a genius…thanks to looking up things.

And I didn’t even think to take pictures. That good y’all.

Tagged: for realreal life

In the Farmer/Broussard Restaurant Tonight

collidescope:

We will be having grilled fresh salmon, sautéed broccoli, along with a sliced-strawberry and spinach salad.

And big ol’ glasses of water.

(Roommates come back in two days…gotta soak up this wonderful solitude.)

Update and details: I am a genius…thanks to looking up things.

Miss Chef (moi) seasoned the broccoli with lemon and lime juice, and sprinkled cayenne on it.

Mr. Chef grilled corn on cedar wood paper; I sprinkled cumin and chili powder, and drizzled a little melted butter on top.

Fresh spinach with strawberry slices, a few croutons for extra crunch (my weakness), and a Caesar vinaigrette.

And of course, six beautiful ounces of Chilean Atlantic farm-raised Salmon. Mr. Chef added pepper, garlic powder, lime juice, olive oil glaze and Season-All to the fish and grilled it in the Cedar Wraps, too.

This. Was. Amazing. We finished all of our food! Perfect portions, great combinations of flavors.

(Could I become a food blogger? Hmmm.)

Tagged: foodupdatesalmon recipesbroccoli seasoningscorn seasoningsreal lifereal life tagsdinner was amazingthank you Chilehazeandnostalgiamr and miss chef

In the Farmer/Broussard Restaurant Tonight

We will be having grilled fresh salmon, sautéed broccoli, along with a sliced-strawberry and spinach salad.

And big ol’ glasses of water.

(Roommates come back in two days…gotta soak up this wonderful solitude.)

Tagged: stay hydratedy'allreal lifereal life tagsthis is the good liferoommatesfoodhazeandnostalgiatexas lifedentontexas

perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook

perks-of-being-chinese:

sexting on facebook

Source: perks-of-being-chinese

penceyprepofficial:

you’re either obsessed with coffee or you can’t stand it there is no in between

I’m only dressed right now because we’re out of coffee and someone has to go get it.

Tagged: coffee addictsreal lifereal life tagshazeandnostalgia

Source: penceyprepofficial

They tell us that prisons are over-populated. But what if it was the population that was being over-imprisoned?
— Michel Foucault in a statement on French prisons, 1971 (via fourteendrawings)

Source: fourteendrawings